I'm Lazy so Bush does the Talking

"One ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One ring to....One ring to rule them, one to bind...Look there's one ring o.k. America."

Ahh yes what better way to end the week by poking fun at the nations leader! Honestly this is something that's actually too easy. Despite the fact that he has reeked havoc in the lives of people all over the world, he's no Sauron, or Darth Vader, hell he's not even a whiney Anakin. He's like a Dark Helmet or something. George Bush: The Accidental Apocalypse. Well here are some wonderful moments from Fearless leader. Enjoy my lazy ass copy and paste skills!!! (if you you think this sucks well I'm suffering through a staff meeting so that's punishment enough.)

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you...It...fool me... We can't get fooled again." --- George W. Bush, Oct. 8, 2002

"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have -- he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." --George W. Bush, Feb. 17, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --George W. Bush, Sept. 29, 2000

"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia -- I never interviewed her." --George W. Bush, denying a magazine article's claim that he suffers from dyslexia, Sept. 15, 2000

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." --George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --George W. Bush, Jan. 30, 2000

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" --George W. Bush, Jan. 29, 2000

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --George W. Bush, May 14, 2001

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." --George W. Bush, Feb. 16, 2000

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." --George W. Bush, March 29, 2001

"Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." --George W. Bush, May 31, 2000

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" —George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000

"The relations with, uhh — Europe are important relations, and they've, uhh — because, we do share values. And, they're universal values, they're not American values or, you know — European values, they're universal values. And those values — uhh — being universal, ought to be applied everywhere." —George W. Bush, at a press conference with European Union dignitaries, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005

"I think younger workers — first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government — promises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2005

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." —George W. Bush, Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." —George W. Bush, Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

I have a record in office, as well. And all Americans have seen that record. September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I will never forget." —George W. Bush, Marlton, New Jersey, Oct. 18, 2004

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —George W. Bush, Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Go here and listen to this one -listen to audio)

But there is nothing that I get more pleasure from and nothing that sums up Bush more than this:



I think there should be a special new phrase made up for the look on his face.